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These are just some random quotes that I've picked up here and there. Many of them are from anime shows I watch, cause I'm a nerd like that :-).

Things to Think About

What would you do if your underwear spontaneously combusted but wasn't burning you or your clothing?
-Unknown, KSU Collegian Campus Forum

One has to watch out for engineers - they begin with the sewing machine and end up with the atomic bomb.
-Marcel Pagnol, Critiques des Critiques

Mottos

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up.
-NASA

Absurd & Funny

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Austrailia.
-Charles Shultz,

Of course you should fight fire with fire. you should fight everything with fire.
-Jaya Ballard, Magic: The Gathering Card 'Incinerate'

Just because you're a genious doesn't mean you're smart or anything.
-Announcer, Power Puff Girls

We do it all the time. It's called not being so stupid that it warps the universe.
-Blake Mage, 8-Bit Theatre, Episode 308

I like having low self-esteem. It makes me feel special.
-Jane, Daria

Timberwatch Elf is insane, so you'd think that using it twice is insane x 2. It actually comes out to insane x 7.3 for some reason. I've done the math.
-Mark Gottlieb, A Surge of Scourge, www.magicthegathering.com Article

Man, Democracy sucks when only one guy is in charge.
-Black Mage, 8-Bit Theatre, Episode 295

It's almost as if it's being stupid on purpose in order to make fun of itself.
-Ernst Stankevicius

History's greatest duos have always come in pairs.
-Beavus and Butthead Commercial

Paid for the the People's Committee for the Chaotic Overthrow of this World by the RaRa Army.
-T.V. Commercial Disclaimer, Dual

Dragons were made to smash in the opponent's face. If Dragons aren't smashing face, well then they aren't really being Dragons now are they?
-Mark Rosewater, Dragon Racing, www.magicthegathering.com Article

You change your tune faster than a radio station.
-Short Guy at the Bar, Trigun

I want to cry, but there aren't enough tears.
-Black Mage, 8-Bit Theatre

I remember one time I tried to pity this fool. He told me his name was Jeff. He was married. He pulled out his wallet and showed me three pictures of his kids; Kelly, Robert, Brittany. Real cute kids. Don't get too close man. It's hard to pity a fool if you get too close.
-Mr. T, Late Night with Conan O'Brien

If, however, the rates at which cars fell were inconstant, or if the locations in which they hit were truly unnpredictable, no amount of strategizing of mine would ever do me any good. Random moves would be just as valid as predetermined ones in choosing a course of action that might shield me from vehicular percipitation.
-Neal Hallford, Swords & Circuitry: A Designer's Guide to Computer Role-Playing Games

Today must be tomorrow because its the day after yesterday.
-Buu, Dragon Ball Z

Death and poverty like me so much, they brought friends.
-Vash, Trigun

TICKS now? Can't we just salt it and eat it! (Referring to Ein, the dog)
-Spike, Cowboy Bebop

Beware the song about big butts; he beats you up while he plays it.
-Master Tang, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

Who me? Oh, I'm dead, just back for the day.
-Goku, Dragon Ball Z

Profound

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about the things that matter.
-Martin Luther King, Jr.

To announce that there must be no criticism of the president,or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.
-Franklin D. Roosevelt

The quiet ones are the ones that change the universe... The loud ones just take the credit.
-Londo Molari, Babylon 5

The avalanche has already begun. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.
-Kosh Naranek, Babylon 5

It is a mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain an idea without accepting it.
-Aristotle