Disclaimer / Copyright note / Legal considerations / Warning ! Art !

Copyright © 2000 by P.i.x.l.F.u.x.a
 
 
 
Although presented in artistic style and poetic craftsmanship,
the following shall be considered a valid legal statement:
 
You are legally bound to leave,
if you are:
 

• serving any governmental purpose (or any purpose at all, let alone -mental ones)


• a cop (or really any number of them), because you might then not have gotten the previous statement


• - (same goes for feds and the like - get the hell out of here!)


• in favour of confused ideas, like of 'authorities' - wrong place!


• an advocate of penalizing people (let alone severely) - definitely the wrong place!


• male, female, hermaphrodite, undecided, undeterminable - better watch out!


• underaged, overaged, or of any or no age at all


• heterosexual, homosexual, autosexual, xenosexual, asexual - we don't want that sort of smut!


• of skinny, fat, even jellyform, solid, fluid, gaseous, plasmatic, or purely virtual constitution


• nude, dressed, striped, or dotted - as this is no beach or catwalk either


• believer, atheist, agnostic, creature, creator (welcome old chap!) - we do not meddle in the affairs of those ...


• law-abiding, criminal, constitutional, any sort of leader - definitely no scum, please!

 
 
Having passed the little test of intelligence and compos mentis above,
be aware - you proceed at your own peril!
 

This has become an utterly unfree country and world, therefore do pay attention and observe:

All trademarks and other proprietary entities belong to their respective owners, even if not explicitely so stated.
Hints on, or descriptions of, procedures or manufacturing details patented or otherwise legally protected are for informational purposes only and do comply with the act of free speech and the freedom of art and scientific research.
No infringement of any sort is intended, other than against stupid and malevolent jurisdiction.
All links and hyper-links are presented for informational convenience only;
neither the author nor his host or editor can be held responsible for their contents,
- which do not necessarily represent our opinion -
as we have limited or no influence thereupon

Any usage is always at own risk!

 
 
 
All computer-generated images, photographs and texts presented within my pages are proprietary to and copyrighted by me, unless otherwise stated.
Any purely personal use is hereby expressly granted as long as I am notified about it.
Any commercial exploitation is hereby expressly prohibited without my written consent.

Caution! Repeated Important warning! ART!

I hereby declare any legally invalid contents of this page legally valid nevertheless (as long as it serves me)

My pages, or links and hyper-links contained therein, may include varying amounts of:

rude or indecent language (the way law enforcers talk about you when they cannot be sued for it).
blasphemy (the true voice of the prophets).
any kind of correct (and incorrect) political incorrectness.
outrageous or even disgusting sexist statements ('me he - you she?')
personal or general insults or attacks towards the visitor (why is a sweet asshole like you reading this, anyway?)
nudity, sex, inappropriate (or absolutely appropriate) acts of various kinds or descriptions and depictions thereof as well as incitements to commit and / or obtain such.
threats of personal, familial, street, town, city, county, national, international, planetary, interplanetary, galactic, intergalactic, universal, panuniversal, microscopic, nanoscopic (but most probably not picoscopic) security or other matters or risks thereof.
instructions to build, prepare, manufacture, acquire or obtain otherwise:

illegal equipment (like a general harmonizer or the infamous 'orgasmotron'),
forbidden but highly searched-for (or completely unwanted) substances (like the nectar of the gods or the legendary lay-the-chick-before-you-even-get-noticed liquor),
collections and compilations or lists of pleasant things to do (like having fun) or unpleasant things to avoid (like doing as told by others)

lists of good and lame excuses (brand new - this week only!).
goads into spending the life with pastimes rather than working.
incitements to commit all sorts of acts unwanted by 'the authorities'.
accusations because of (here unnamed) operation system faults and flaws and workaround suggestions.
and, worst: the truth

but then again - they may not...

Reading my texts and / or viewing my images can cause, increase or otherwise influence or modify:

severe and dramatic transient or permanent psychic and behavioural or personality changes
traumatic experiences
bad (or even improving, yet hardly -if ever- really good) taste
wisdom beyond legal constraints and considerations
beauty
ugliness
unexpected awareness of good and bad, and that 'evil' is merely a political topic of ordained rather than mutual agreement
an exquisite little inconvenience ... known as 'stinkfoot'

When in doubt, always consult your doctor! (and it better be a good one...)

Contact me if you like to comment on my work.

desperately seeking a patron!

care to pay for all my expenses?
search no more - you have come to the right place!
i have a lot to request yet little or nothing to offer!

 
 
 
 

this page really sucks !

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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It is the explicit and implicit intent of this document to:

fulfill the legal requirements of an online publication
make fun of the absurd amount of load and burden the present legal situation can put upon an individual
and last but not least act as model for others and testify the validity and actuality of the surreal and metaphysical way of and approach to life

In some countries legal bastards have managed to:

'protect' more or less standard words (at least foreign ones) of everyday language as 'trademarks', and using them freely puts you under a high risk of being sued your ass off.
make you responsible for the contents of the whole online world, as soon as you put any external link on any of your pages, because you can never tell, where this in turn is linked to the other day.
'shield' the commercial exploiters of life (genetic patenting), the planet (e.g. chemical, weapon, lumber industries) and everything, so that you can hardly report on or even mention them without a high risk of being subject to legal actions of the worst kind and have your precious life ruined beyond hope.

This page is my answer...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
quote:

"America is not a free country.
Everything is bought and sold and owned."
- Charles Bukowski

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
chick:

this of course refers to the gallinaceous meaning of the word only!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
truth:

even pilate didn't know what that is - how should i?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
offer:

you come too late - this highly searched for item unfortunately is sold out!