REAL NAME Scott Matthew Bellina
DATE OF BIRTH November 24, 1975
BIRTHPLACE New Orleans, Louisiana
EDUCATED you bet
FORMER OCCUPATIONs art director, graphic designer, waiter, bus boy, petstore custodian, whipping boy
FORMER BANDS Mom's Warehouse, Idiot Box, Moneyshot
WHAT WOULD YOU E-MAIL TO THE PRESIDENT? Ernie K-Doe 2004. Keep the Jive Alive!
FAVE FILMS Stand By Me, Sexy Beast, The Filth and the Fury, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Rushmore, Office Space, Jackass, Pi, Star Wars
DESERT ISLAND DISCS "(I'm) Stranded" by The Saints, and Hank Williams Greatest Hits
HOW LEFT WING ARE YOU? Ain't got wings, but know what it means to be super-fly
INTERESTING DRUG there's nothing interesting about drugs. The people who do them on the otherhand...
LEMME BUY YOU A DRINK - WHADDAYA HAVIN'? Abita Amber, but a PBR will do me just fine, ya goddamn yankee.
FAVE MAGAZINES Time Out, COLORS, Emigre, CA, Rolling Stone is cool when W. Axl Rose is on the cover
FAVE CONTEMPORARY BANDS Sex Pistols, AC/DC, Green Day, Guns N Roses, The Ramones, New York Dolls, The Clash, The Beastie Boys, The White Stripes, Social Distortion, Southern Culture on the Skids, The Meters, Dash Rip Rock, Cowboy Mouth, NWA, Rebirth Brass Band
A FEW GOOD BOOKS "A Confederacy of Dunces" "England's Dreaming" "High Fidelity" "Rotten" "Lipstick Traces" "Practical Demon Keeping" "Are You there God? It's Me Margaret"
WHO'S BEAUTIFUL? the ones I've burned that burned me worse
TOP GUITARISTS Angus Young, Johnny Thunders, Slash, Chuck Berry, Mick Jones, and Devon from Arlene's Grocery Punk/Metal karaoke house band
WHAT ARE YOU READING? "Please Kill Me"... again
A PAINTING YOU WISH WERE HANGING ON YOUR WALL the 8'x8' painting sitting under my bed that took 6 months to complete would be nice, as it won't fit in my NYC apt, but anything by Andy Warhol would be a nifty-cool replacement
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF? a young-at-heart, old-soul fringing upon self-deprecating masochism...never been one to take myself too seriously though...c'mon...it's great songwriting material, capice? I've had teenage rock 'n' roll dreams from the moment I heard Aerosmith's "Chip Away At The Stone" and saw the white light through Johnny Rotten's mangled teeth.