REAL NAME Tim Stegall
DATE OF BIRTH September 12, sometime in the late 20th Century
BIRTHPLACE Alice, Texas
EDUCATED Texas A&I University, Kingsville, TX
FORMER OCCUPATION rock journalist for way too many magazines
FORMER BANDS the only one of note would be the Hormones - Austin's mid-'90s answer to the Sex Pistols
WHAT WOULD YOU E-MAIL TO THE PRESIDENT? "How do you sleep?"
FAVE FILMS A Clockwork Orange, Purple Rain, Breakfast At Tiffany's, A Face In The Crowd (Andy Griffith as a vicious, climbing show business shark - he should have won an Oscar!), Drugstore Cowboy, This Is Spinal Tap, The Royal Tennenbaums
DESERT ISLAND DISCS Never Mind The Bollocks Here's The Sex Pistols, everything by the Stooges and New York Dolls (plus Iggy's Lust For Life), Manic Street Preachers - the Heavenly "Motown Junk" and "You Love Us" 12-inches and The Holy Bible, all White Stripes, The Clash On Broadway, Hanoi Rocks - All Those Wasted Years, all Generation X, Led Zeppelin - "Communication Breakdown," David Bowie - "The man Who Sold The World," plus a custom-burned CD that would have select blues, country, reggae and r&b tracks
HOW LEFT WING ARE YOU? "There's nothing on the left, nothing on the right/You take what you are given/Lick the plate clean..." - from our song, "God Save Us All." In other words, "I'M A HUMAN BEING!" - the New York Dolls
INTERESTING DRUG Really good sex and/or hash
LEMME BUY YOU A DRINK - WHADDAYA HAVIN'? Cranberry and ginger ale. Or Dr. Pepper, if they've got it
FAVE MAGAZINES Mojo, NME, RazorCake, Score
FAVE CONTEMPORARY BANDS The White Stripes, The Kills, The Datsuns, The Catheters, The Dirtbombs, The Libertines, Backyard Babies, Hellacopters, Turbo Negro, Queens Of The Stone Age
A FEW GOOD BOOKS The Basketball Diaries - Jim Carroll, To Kill A Mockingbird - Harper Lee, I Need More - Iggy Pop, England's Dreaming - Jon Savage, A Riot Of Our Own: Night and Day With The Clash, The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath, Women - Charles Bukowski, Beneath The Underdog - Charlie Mingus, Lady Sings The Blues - Billie Holliday, various Raymond Chandler books
WHO'S BEAUTIFUL? Brigitte Bardot, Iggy Pop, Elvis when he was 21, my friends Amanda and Nikki and Vicki and Kristen, my ex-girlfriend, Audrey Hepburn, Keith Richards, Liv Tyler, Richey Edwards
TOP GUITARISTS Keith Richards, Steve Jones, Johnny Thunders, Mick Jones, Mick Ronson, Jeff Beck, James Williamson, Wayne Kramer, Jack White, Jimmy Page
WHAT ARE YOU READING? The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Wild Boys - William S. Burroughs, The Fall - Albert Camus
A PAINTING YOU WISH WERE HANGING ON YOUR WALL The Sistine Chapel ceiling
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF? What are you doing to participate? Do you want fashion, or the truth?