REAL NAME Thomas "Hal" Meehan
DATE OF BIRTH February 8, 1967
BIRTHPLACE Des Moines, IA (Insurance Mecca of the Midwest)
EDUCATED Most cultural education comes from Bugs Bunny cartoons.
FORMER OCCUPATIONs you name it...I've tried it. Restaurant/bar, landscaping, junk mail factory, garbageman, McDonalds (one day), office work, printing, delivery, unemployment,
FORMER BANDS C.O.T.C. (Children Of The Corn - straight-edge), Sham Rock Shakes (punk), Total Passover (punk), The Delstars (surf), Thunderball 3 (psycho-billy), The Short Fuses (hot-rod rock'n'roll),
WHAT WOULD YOU E-MAIL TO THE PRESIDENT? Tell me again about the rabbits, George...
FAVE FILMS The Filth and the Fury, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Bowling for Columbine, Roger and Me, Ernest Goes to Jail
DESERT ISLAND DISCS Unless you're The Professor and you got Gilligan peddlin' 'dat bamboo bicycle to generate 'lectricity through them-there coconut shells into them transmitter batteries...you ain't gonna have no power to listen to them discs! Anyway...Turbonegro - Apocolypse Dudes, The Clash - first two albums, Hellacopters - Payin' the Dues, The Ramones - It's Alive
HOW LEFT WING ARE YOU? Yes, I am left-handed...but I play right-handed.
INTERESTING DRUG Doobie...you offerin'? Oh, I see...just lookin'
LEMME BUY YOU A DRINK - WHADDAYA HAVIN'? Clear Blue Ribbon, PBR...or Guiness, if I'm feel like an Aristocrat.
FAVE CONTEMPORARY BANDS The Hellacopters, Backyard Babies, Turbonegro, The Clash, The Ramones, The Toilet Boys, The Buzzcocks, DGeneration, The Hives, The Sex Pistols, Generation X, more to follow...
A FEW GOOD BOOKS Books?!?...I'll wait for the movie! I do recommend anything by Michael Moore, though.
WHO'S BEAUTIFUL? I am! I'm good enough...smart enough...and dog-gonnit, I like me!
TOP GUITARISTS Jonny Ramone, Mick Jones, Scotty Napalm
WHAT ARE YOU READING? The Anarchist Cookbook...mmmmmm...anarchists.
A PAINTING YOU WISH WERE HANGING ON YOUR WALL The infamous painting of the dogs sitting around a table playing cards. That or somethin' by Margaret Keane.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF? The road to hell is paved with "nice" guys.